Vladimir Putin Prepares for Nibiru

While little is known of the United States government’s secretive plans to survive the coming Nibiru holocaust, information regarding Russian President Vladimir Putin’s effort has been leaking into the public domain. As detailed and proven in previous articles, Vladimir Putin has sought to warn the world about Nibiru’s eventual impact on planet Earth.

Our embedded source, a former Russian intelligence officer named Strelnikov Stepanovich, has in the past provided credible, accurate bunker1-300x169information surrounding Putin’s Nibiru preparation procedures. Yesterday, Strelnikov emerged from the shadows to provide new and starting details that will likely shake Washington–and perhaps the world–to its foundation. According to Stelnikov, Vladimir Putin has personally overseen construction of a revolutionary survival shelter created to house himself, his family, and officials needed to maintain order once Nibiru grazes the Earth. His bunker, Strelnikov says, is essentially a subterranean villa with all the trappings of modern day living, and can house fifty people for up to two years.


“It is truly a sight to behold,” Strelnikov said. “President Putin spared no expense. Imagine five star hotel couples with life at a Mediterranean seaside resort. It is more fancy than Hilton Moscow Leningradskaya hotel. Many bedrooms, silk sheets. It so elaborate that when living there one not even realize he is a mile beneath the ground.”

Unlike the United States which uses taxpayer dollars to fund its Nibiru survival efforts, Vladimir Putin funded construction out of own bunker3pocket, sparing Russian taxpayers a heavy financial burden. He allegedly stocked it with the finest food and spirits money can buy: cases of Grey Goose vodka, a climate controlled wine cellar with the world’s finest vintages, crates of Almas caviar, among many other delicacies to enjoy during the cataclysm. He even stashed away two thousand pounds of McDonald’s quarter pounder with cheese sandwiches, a secret indulgence of his.

“These very important times for President Putin. He knows Nibiru is on its way and wants to be prepared long before Nibiru gets close enough to cause pole shift or other horrific problems for planet,” Strelnikov said. “President Putin has made sure all will be comfortable in palatial living conditions. He even build special kennel for his dogs and stock it with Blue Buffalo dog food, imported from the USA.”

More shocking, perhaps, is Strelnikov’s admission that President Putin and the Russian high command stand ready to “go to ground,” and have access to an underground transit system leading from the Kremlin to Putin’s shelter. Like the bunker, this subterranean monorail is protected by titanium and ferro-cement reinforced tunnel able to survive Nibiru’s project impact. When asked how President Putin plans to handle the scores of construction workers that assembled his palace beneath the earth, Strelnikov merely smiled and said: “Russia not like USA. We do not kill people like your president does. President Putin kills when he wants, where he wants, but he not disappear people that talk about Nibiru. He will provide all with safe place.”


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